I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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