thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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