Well douche your snatch and let's go!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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