i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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