we're blogging at a bar
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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