i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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