This girl is more easily done than said...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
