She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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