To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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