You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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