i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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