i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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