If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
