no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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