I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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