I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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