So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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