I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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