Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I booty called her while she was in labor.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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