is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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