Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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