when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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