I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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