Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
