Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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