every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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