reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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