Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do herpes really smell.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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