He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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