Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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