she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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