so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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