did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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