Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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