i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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