a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
There was a lot of him and a little penis
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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