it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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