there was a trapeze. enough said
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
