she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
