I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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