ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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