How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She's the barista slut.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
