I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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