I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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