VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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