my mouth tastes like poor choices
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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