we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
