i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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