Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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