so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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